fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via whose-legs-are-these)

WHY IS EVERYONE SO ANGRY! CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME??? YOU THERE — NO, DON’T FIGHT, USE YOUR WORDS,
me in the pit (via kingcheddarxvii)

jackryanz:

going back to play a game over again and listening to a character that betrays you lie straight to your face

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(via kidofmischief)

falloutboyonboy:

fashionable prick

(via kidofmischief)

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

(via starry-dawn)

sexhaver:

"i can’t fucking read"

(via kingbatter)